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Essay contest: 500 words or more, tell me why you should have the unmatched honor of massaging my sore feet

posted by [Deleted] on soapdoxopenborders

Make it good. Extra points awarded for proper spelling and grammar.

Make it good. Extra points awarded for proper spelling and grammar.

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[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Butf are you certain?#

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 1 points (+1|-0)

999x certain. Count 'em if you don't believe me.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I did count them, I couldn't help but do so.

I wanted to be certain, though. Mathematicians :-)

Posted by [Deleted]
Score: 9 (+9|-0)

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