Essay contest: 500 words or more, tell me why you should have the unmatched honor of massaging my sore feet

posted by [Deleted] on soapdoxopenborders

Make it good. Extra points awarded for proper spelling and grammar.

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Well, your writing is quite nice. But not the winner. I just wanted a bare skin massage with warming lotions and hot rocks.

I think you'd get too flustered ;-;)

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Where's your sense of adventure?

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

LOLS, I've had adventure. I'm quite happily married. When one has perfection at hand, why look elsewhere ;-)

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Why go out for burgers when you have steak back home?

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