HELLO HELLO HELLO AND WELCOME TO /S/SOAPDOXBANHAMMER HOME OF THE MOST PROFOUND INTELLECTUALS ON EARTH!
HERE AT SOAPDOXBANHAMMER, WE THRIVE OURSELVES ON KEEPING A HAPPY FUN ATMOSPHERE DURING ALL OF THE TIMES.
IN ORDER TO KEEP EVERYTHING PERFECT FOR EVERYONE ALWAYS, WE HAVE A FEW SIMPLE RULES FOR EVERYONE TO FOLLOW ON AND OFF THE FIELD
RULE NUMBER NEGATIVE ZERO: ALL SHITPOST TITLES MUST START WITH A "(5)"
NUMBER UNO: REPSECT EVERYONE HERE AS IF YOU WERE THEIR LOVER
TOO: KEEP YOUR HANDS AND FEET INSIDE YOURSELF AT ALL TIMES [This is Mattvision I have been kidnapped and replaced with a copy. Please activate my emergency plan immediately]
3: NO JEWS
iiii: NO ANTI-SEMITISM
V: REMEMBER REMEMBER THE ELEVENTH OF SEPTEMBER
7-1: IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SOMEONE DOX THEM AND START DRAMA THREADS
7: IF SOMEONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH YOU DOX THEM AND START DRAMA THREADS
7+1: HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
