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[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0)

stfu or I'll waterboard you myself and send you on a one-way ticket to Guantanamo. They'll rape your arse so hard with their barrier cacti that you'll need lube for the rest of your life if you ever want to try the gay goat butt stuff again.

Sounds hot

[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0)

I forgot to mention: those are not halal cacti. This is no laughing matter, sir.