We will give them the exclusive rights to monitor and control content on this sub (don't worry it won't impact your free speech), and in exchange they will build us a brand new CSS that includes autoplay music and geolocation for a more streamlined shitposting experience!
This deal is part of their belt and road initiative, and will be a HUGE step forward for both SDBH and the Chinese people!
Wait, we're finally getting actual CSS that will dox people? We've been pretending for soooo long. Thanks President Xi!!!