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Be careful who you buy cum from

posted by Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ on soapdoxbanhammer

I've been buying from @jobes for years and just found out he's been cutting it with watery mayonnaise

The FDA needs to regulate this stuff before more people get hurt
I've been buying from @jobes for years and just found out he's been cutting it with watery mayonnaise The FDA needs to regulate this stuff before more people get hurt

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[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

The last time I bought cum from @jobes, it tasted like horse semen.
[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

That makes sense. Jobes is a horse.
[–] CDanger 2 points (+2|-0)

He's hung like a horse and has the brainpower of an Asian math genius--or did I get that reversed?
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