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I've been buying from @jobes for years and just found out he's been cutting it with watery mayonnaise

The FDA needs to regulate this stuff before more people get hurt

I've been buying from @jobes for years and just found out he's been cutting it with watery mayonnaise The FDA needs to regulate this stuff before more people get hurt

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 3 points (+3|-0)

Look when demand exploded, i had to 'make ends meet' with a limited supply. Also the mayo makes it taste better.

I prefer my own Home Made.

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

If I use my own genetic material for the omegas and epsilons too how am I supposed to distinguish them from the alphas?

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

The last time I bought cum from @jobes, it tasted like horse semen.

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

That makes sense. Jobes is a horse.

[–] CDanger 2 points (+2|-0)

He's hung like a horse and has the brainpower of an Asian math genius--or did I get that reversed?

[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0)

Just make it at home yourself Matt. I know you're capable. No reason to trust some shady unregulated black market dude.

Open up a paper by Murray Rothbard or a good game if you need some helpful materials.