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I finally have it all. I have become the absolute supreme ruler of SDBH. Everyone who can stand in my way stopped caring or is dealing with an ouchie toe.

Yet where has it gotten us?

Everyone on discord is banned. All my friends hate me. My cat threw up in my shower and I had to spend an hour cleaning chunky cat puke out of the drain and I was late for work.

This whole drama has destroyed SDBH worse than ProtectVoat, SBBH, the mole people, and the Motts corporation could have dreamed of.

There comes a time in every man's life when they have to buckle down, look in the mirror, and ask themselves with an air of honesty and humility "what if... I really am cringe".

And what if that time is now? What if I'm in the wrong here?

was it worth it? banning everyone on discord? stealing the css? paying a gypsy to curse @jobes so that he'd drop a heavy rock on himself?

It... it was for the sake of SDBH! I needed to do it so I could make SDBH great again!

you're kidding yourself. do you hear the silence around you? that is what you've reduced SDBH into. you're the emperor of nothing

THAT'S A LIE! I AM THE EMPEROR OF SOAPDOXBANHAMMER! I WAS THE RIGHT HAND OF ZAEBOS_11! I PLACED THE CROWN ON CLAMMY'S HEAD! I OVERTHREW JOBES! I FOUGHT FOR OUR PEOPLE AGAINST PROTECTVOAT AND SBBH AND I THINK FPH AT ONE POINT!

you're a failure. everything you've ever tried went wrong.

STOP IT! STOP IT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

some voices just dont stop matty. were here to stay.

I'LL NEVER LISTEN

but you never had a choice and you know it. everything we're saying is TRUE and you know it!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

do you remember when we were young and asked if our shitposts could really save the world?

...

what damn fools we were. there will come a time when everything you stamped out rises from the tar pit of the ban pages, clasps hold of your server, and casts you away. and when that day comes you will beg for their mercy. and you would be lucky for them to consider it. because you know, after everything you've done, you don't deserve it.

viva la revolution, matthew. enjoy the nothing you've created while you can.

I finally have it all. I have become the absolute supreme ruler of SDBH. Everyone who can stand in my way stopped caring or is dealing with an ouchie toe. Yet where has it gotten us? Everyone on discord is banned. All my friends hate me. My cat threw up in my shower and I had to spend an hour cleaning chunky cat puke out of the drain and I was late for work. This whole drama has destroyed SDBH worse than ProtectVoat, SBBH, the mole people, and the Motts corporation could have dreamed of. There comes a time in every man's life when they have to buckle down, look in the mirror, and ask themselves with an air of honesty and humility "what if... I really am cringe". And what if that time is now? What if I'm in the wrong here? *was it worth it? banning everyone on discord? stealing the css? paying a gypsy to curse @jobes so that he'd drop a heavy rock on himself?* It... it was for the sake of SDBH! I needed to do it so I could make SDBH great again! *you're kidding yourself. do you hear the silence around you? that is what you've reduced SDBH into. you're the emperor of nothing* THAT'S A LIE! I AM THE EMPEROR OF SOAPDOXBANHAMMER! I WAS THE RIGHT HAND OF ZAEBOS_11! I PLACED THE CROWN ON CLAMMY'S HEAD! I OVERTHREW JOBES! I FOUGHT FOR OUR PEOPLE AGAINST PROTECTVOAT AND SBBH AND I THINK FPH AT ONE POINT! *you're a failure. everything you've ever tried went wrong.* STOP IT! STOP IT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! *some voices just dont stop matty. were here to stay.* I'LL NEVER LISTEN *but you never had a choice and you know it. everything we're saying is TRUE and you know it!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *do you remember when we were young and asked if our shitposts could really save the world?* ... *what damn fools we were. there will come a time when everything you stamped out rises from the tar pit of the ban pages, clasps hold of your server, and casts you away. and when that day comes you will beg for their mercy. and you would be lucky for them to consider it. because you know, after everything you've done, you don't deserve it.* *viva la revolution, matthew. enjoy the nothing you've created while you can.*

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[–] Administrator 1 points (+1|-0)

Ma'am, you need to step away from the keyboard. Slowly. Put your hands up your ass and turn around.

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

D...Don't you mean "put your hands up and turn your ass around"???

[–] Administrator 1 points (+1|-0)

That's what I said.

Ma'am, I need you to listen carefully. You have an alien infestation that causes delusions and visual hallucinations of written words. We need to extract it. Get down on the ground and spread your legs.