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Be able to run but not walk?
Feel weird about wearing trousers / skirts?
Be annoyed at no longer having a self-cleaning butt-hole?
Be unable to concentrate on anything because, unlike horses, humans are constantly "in heat"?
All of the above.

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When horses poop their butt holes kind of turn inside out and form a tube long enough that they don't get the poop on themselves. When they're done pooping they pull the tube back inside then go about their day, eating grass and oats while hanging around with the other horses.