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https://youtu.be/j73gYxsxRrs?t=9

A long time ago, SDBH was ruled by 3 equal and disunited tribes- one on Voat ruled by clamhurtlegbeard, one on Phuks ruled by Jobes, and one on discord, ruled by me.

But finally, after years of shitposting, at least 3 brassica wars, a failed reunification project, and a failed Ruqqus invasion, I, Mattvision, the shapeshifting master of darkness, have finally taken control of the empire!

With my presidency of SDBH Phuks underway, and the fall of Voat, that leaves me the one and only ruler of all the tribes of Soapdox!

KNEEL BEFORE ME PEASANTS! FOR I AM YOUR NEW MASTER, AND THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE (as soon as @Jobes concedes)!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAAAAAA!

I WON!

https://youtu.be/j73gYxsxRrs?t=9 A long time ago, SDBH was ruled by 3 equal and disunited tribes- one on Voat ruled by clamhurtlegbeard, one on Phuks ruled by Jobes, and one on discord, ruled by me. But finally, after years of shitposting, at least 3 brassica wars, a failed reunification project, and a failed Ruqqus invasion, I, Mattvision, the shapeshifting master of darkness, have finally taken control of the empire! With my presidency of SDBH Phuks underway, and the fall of Voat, that leaves me the one and only ruler of all the tribes of Soapdox! KNEEL BEFORE ME PEASANTS! FOR I AM YOUR NEW MASTER, AND THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE (as soon as @Jobes concedes)! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAAAAAA! I WON!

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