<======= @smallpond stoll my donkey and I want him to give him back

posted by [Deleted] on soapdoxbanhammer

4 comments

[–] Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ 3 points (+3|-0)

The donkey says you've been doing unspeakable things to it and it ran off with @smallpond for safety.

This matter will be further investigated by SoapDox PD

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

[–] smallpond 3 points (+4|-1)

Edited

That donkey is a sentient being capable of making its own choices... I'd back off and let things calm down if I were you.

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 1 points (+1|-0)

The donkey defines itself as a thoroughbred racehorse and was enticed away with false promises victory in the Triple Crown.