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The independent state of SoapDoxBanHammer's recently elected supreme admin, the toast shaman, has been found dead, buttered, cut into two triangles, and partially eaten in his quarters last night. Investigators have ruled his death a suicide.

Just before his untimely death, he left a note saying that SDBH has lost its contract with the Mole God because I took too long making a new CSS, which was supposed to cause us suffering and repentance. Oops.

The Mole God will unleash his wrath upon our nation by the end of the week, following a number of plagues and catastrophes that destroy our civilization.

Just after the toast shaman's suicide, 70% of the SDBH royal navy was destroyed in a hurricane, and the admins are now preparing an invasion force to retake the sub.

This next week we will be in for the fight for our very existence as shitposters, and I am not sure we will make it out of this one alive.

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The independent state of SoapDoxBanHammer's recently elected supreme admin, the toast shaman, has been found dead, buttered, cut into two triangles, and partially eaten in his quarters last night. Investigators have ruled his death a suicide. Just before his untimely death, he left a note saying that SDBH has lost its contract with the Mole God because I took too long making a new CSS, which was supposed to cause us suffering and repentance. Oops. The Mole God will unleash his wrath upon our nation by the end of the week, following a number of plagues and catastrophes that destroy our civilization. Just after the toast shaman's suicide, 70% of the SDBH royal navy was destroyed in a hurricane, and the admins are now preparing an invasion force to retake the sub. This next week we will be in for the fight for our very existence as shitposters, and I am not sure we will make it out of this one alive. More at 11

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 3 points (+3|-0) Edited

70% of the SDBH royal navy was destroyed

It was pretty stupid of us to hire those contractors as our navy. At least we don't have to pay them now
[–] Dii_Casses 1 points (+1|-0)

SDBH has lost its contract

What were the details of this contract?
[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

We had to suffer my horrendous CSS to repent for wiping out the Mole people, and in return, the Mole God does not destroy us.
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