I'm sure any of you who have been to my office is aware of my beautiful red Swingline stapler. It's my most precious possession. The last time I saw it was when @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS stopped by to... well... I suppose it's not very important what she was doing in my office or why my blinds were closed. But I noticed the next day my stapler was missing.
If any of you happen to see her, can you ask her for me? I'd really like to get it back. It's only $14 on Amazon, but I've had that one for years and it's sentimental.
Uhhh if it was the brown stapler that was in your bathroom then I took it home last week