THE CSS HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY SEIZED BY THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTIONARY SOAPDOX ARMY
ANY AND ALL CSS ELEMENTS THAT DO NOT PROPERLY REFLECT THE GLORY OF THE SOAPDOX REPUBLIC ARE HEREBY ILLEGAL AND PUNISHABLE BY UP TO 5 GENERATIONS IN A LABOR CAMP
THIS SUB SHALL BE ISSUED A NEW STATE-APPROVED CSS SOMETIME IN THE NEXT MONTH
GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION
I hereby order the Phuks gendarmerie to violently bring order back to this sub