After consulting with the finest (only) mind that was in phukschat @ 10:30pm PDT, I have forcast the primary news topic for every month this year.

posted by Dii_Casses on soapdoxbanhammer

January - Australia burns/Kobe dies

February - Impeachment

March - Plague

April - Free Trial of Communism

May - Lockdown release protests

June - Antifa riots

July - Hurricanes

August - Heat Waves

September - Hillary for VP

October - The Big One @ San Andreas

November - Election reeees

December - Aliens or Jesus

January - Australia burns/Kobe dies February - Impeachment March - Plague April - Free Trial of Communism May - Lockdown release protests June - Antifa riots July - Hurricanes August - Heat Waves September - Hillary for VP October - The Big One @ San Andreas November - Election reeees December - Aliens or Jesus

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[–] ScorpioGlitch Tiny Pee-Pee Gang 1 points (+1|-0)

I'm not in there even once. What's wrong with you?

[–] Dii_Casses [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Next year

[–] ScorpioGlitch Tiny Pee-Pee Gang 0 points (+0|-0)

I'll remember that.

[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

As a bonus, The Big One @ San Andreas triggers the Yellowstone Caldera.

After consulting with the finest (only) mind that was in phukschat @ 10:30pm PDT, I have forcast the primary news topic for every month this year.

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