Below are the results, only slightly edited to make them either more clear or more honest.
GamerGurl: What is your favorite food to prepare for yourself? PCaut: I like human food
GamerGurl: Do you think more people would share your favorite food if you could coach them on how to prepare it? PCaut: No never
GamerGurl: Are you concerned that @jobes and @Mattvision and @Boukert are sugardicking you by having an athletic 19yo girl who likes gaming interview you? PCaut: As a 19 yo athletic girl who likes gaming, I don't really understand the question.
GamerGurl: Would you consider becoming an undercover agent for the good of your people? PCaut: Tell me more
GamerGurl: Do you have any concerns about meeting a large number of mole people? PCaut: How large Exactly?
GamerGurl: Do you have any concerns being new here? PCaut: I was in the shower and I'm not gay but I noticed @Jobes penis is huge ... like world record big, and it made me both inflamed with desire as well as worried I could not compete
It has been on my resume since I applied to be a mod I thought you checked into this before.