RED FLAG @PCaut background check phase 1 results

Below are the results, only slightly edited to make them either more clear or more honest.

GamerGurl: What is your favorite food to prepare for yourself? PCaut: I like human food

GamerGurl: Do you think more people would share your favorite food if you could coach them on how to prepare it? PCaut: No never

GamerGurl: Are you concerned that @jobes and @Mattvision and @Boukert are sugardicking you by having an athletic 19yo girl who likes gaming interview you? PCaut: As a 19 yo athletic girl who likes gaming, I don't really understand the question.

GamerGurl: Would you consider becoming an undercover agent for the good of your people? PCaut: Tell me more

GamerGurl: Do you have any concerns about meeting a large number of mole people? PCaut: How large Exactly?

GamerGurl: Do you have any concerns being new here? PCaut: I was in the shower and I'm not gay but I noticed @Jobes penis is huge ... like world record big, and it made me both inflamed with desire as well as worried I could not compete

Below are the results, only slightly edited to make them either more clear or more honest. GamerGurl: What is your favorite food to prepare for yourself? PCaut: I like human food GamerGurl: Do you think more people would share your favorite food if you could coach them on how to prepare it? PCaut: No never GamerGurl: Are you concerned that @jobes and @Mattvision and @Boukert are sugardicking you by having an athletic 19yo girl who likes gaming interview you? PCaut: As a 19 yo athletic girl who likes gaming, I don't really understand the question. GamerGurl: Would you consider becoming an undercover agent for the good of your people? PCaut: Tell me more GamerGurl: Do you have any concerns about meeting a large number of mole people? PCaut: How large Exactly? GamerGurl: Do you have any concerns being new here? PCaut: I was in the shower and I'm not gay but I noticed @Jobes penis is huge ... like world record big, and it made me both inflamed with desire as well as worried I could not compete

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[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 2 points (+2|-0)

Well certainly looks like @PCaut is clean.

@jobes, @Mattvision any red flags?

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

The only red flag I see is that you used the word "sugardicking". We need an investigation into you now.

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

It has been on my resume since I applied to be a mod I thought you checked into this before.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

I have a selective memory

RED FLAG @PCaut background check phase 1 results

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