Spouses have blessed hands, because they can masturbate you without Sinning

posted by phoxy on soapdoxbanhammer

It's only a sin if you do it yourself.

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That's fine, there's nothing wrong with massages to release tension. Our parish priest have the kids give him massages so they wouldn't fidget and disturb the service.

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

So, I'm like your vessel or conduit to get to the next world?

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[–] phoxy [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Yeah baby, make me see God.

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Spouses have blessed hands, because they can masturbate you without Sinning

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