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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 3 points (+3|-0)

The obvious answer is to first tenderize the cavity very slowly and passionately. You tenderize slow and soft at first and gradually speed up to a loud and proud tenderizing. Once you finish tenderizing, then throw the entire bird into a meat grinder that can do bone and feed it to the cats because duck is meh