Has being a retard worked to your benefit in some areas of your life? (SDBH userbase only)

You don't know freedom until you've been retarded. A normal dude jacking off on the bus is a sexual predator, a retard is just doing what comes naturally. A normal dude taking a shit in the yard is homeless, a retard just doesn't understand what he's doing. Happy wife, happy life? Bullshit! Retarded life, happy life.

I work with a retard that is a better worker than his not retarded coworkers. It is pretty retarded how horrible some people can be.