@Polsaker: So Gamergurl, how long have you been a member of the Phuks community?
GamerGurl: Oh, a few months now. I tried a lot of forums but the original feel of Phuks and the transparency of the moderators is what really got me going.
Polsaker: Have you found you are not treated with the same respect elsewhere?
GamerGirl: Yes, in other parts of the internet I’m viewed mainly as a commodity. Tits or GTFO they say. Here my young athletic body and firm boobs and tight vagina are admired, but I am respected as an equal on all the channels.
Polsaker: So we all know you like playing games, but have you had any unexpected adventures during your stay here?
Gamergurl: Yes, I remember two. One was when I was helping @Mattvision and @Annelise try to explore some underground caverns. There were some mole people there. Before I migrated to Phuks I thought that was all urgan legend. The other adventure was an unexpected encounter with @Pembo210.
Polsaker: Do please tell.
Gamergirl: Well, I was at a party with the SDBH mods and we had a bun time with xbox and eating the food @Annelise bbq’d for us. She is such a good cook by the way. Anyways, I spilled my drink on my swimsuit and Pembo told me why don’t you get in the shower so you don’t freeze to death. Which was weird since it was only 75 degrees outside, but I said sure. So he joined me just to make me not feel lonely and we started having one of those sexy steamy times like that one time you, @TheUnwantedMan and I were in the sauna.
Polsaker: this doesn’t sound any different than when you and I did it
Gamergirl: Well, up until this point no, but the thing was he kept touching me and then took his pants off, but the thing was, when his penis touched me I instantly panicked and wanted to RUN FOR MY LIFE. I felt something with three heads, and as thick as a large papaya. I was concerned for my life.
Polsaker: I have a hard time believing you were able to take it given your physical dimensions.
@Gamergurl: Well no I didn’t, I asked him to stop since I was sure I would die and he was a gentleman about it. I felt bad because when guys get so close it hurts their balls not to cum, but then I remembered the QUEEN of ass, and asked @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS to come over and ze was able to take it no problem. So it all worked out in the end.
Polsaker: Well that’s good, as u can see we have an excellent community here.
@Gamergurl: yes we do
Polsaker: Well we will have ot cut this short, looks like the NSA needs some more info on some new signups.
Gamergurl: Alright thank u for the interview and lets party again soon please.
I call those mornings "Tuesdays"