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[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

He should be the Mario in all of our lives

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

Can I be Yoshi? I always wanted to eat people and spit them back at my enemies.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

You gotta drink unfiltered water for at least one year, then you can start to transition to Yoshi. I dunno if you'll succeed tho, you gotta be dedicated