Misleading title Fair warning...

My butthole is a squid beak. Penetrate at your own risk.

Or you can cut my body up, salt me, and use me for bait.

It's entirely up to you.

BITCH.

My butthole is a squid beak. Penetrate at your own risk. Or you can cut my body up, salt me, and use me for bait. It's entirely up to you. BITCH.

3 comments

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

no u

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Or

Those are the only two options. Pick one muther fuckers!

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Edited

OK, fine. I pick spearmint.!

Reddit: Oh wait, I totally misread that. I dunno, maybe the first one?