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The following conversation between GamerGurl and Polsaker took place in a non-disclosed location in Argentina:

Gamergurl: Thank you Polsaker for all your service. It may seem strange to you to still be checked after all the work you did for free, but I assure you this is very important to follow our protocol to protect the former peoples of SoapDoxBanHammer's republic from known and unknown threats. Please answer all of the questions truthfully, they till be posted later and only modified to add clarity to your answer or if we are pretty sure you are lying.

Who is your favorite Phuker besides @Pembo210 and @Annalise? Polsaker: /u/BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS of course

GG: Would you consider someone a bigot if they did not vote for Hillary Clinton for the SOLE reason that she was a evil corrupt cunt witch? P: nah

GG: Do you have a pet goat? P: nope, only dogs. i've only seen people raising goats in the mountains GG: Speaking of the mountains if I did a photoshoot nude in the mountains with goats would you like to see the pics? P: Yes, as a matter of fact I would buy a calendar if you made one out of that photoshoot

GG: have you ever eaten one of your pets? P: no but i've considered it seriously

GG: if it could be arranged would you consider meeting fellow Phukers in Colorado (United States) to go on a guided elk hunt or to ski? P: I'd assume somebody's trying to kidnap me GG: @Mattvision told us you would say that

GG: How did you call the website Phuks instead of Fyooks or phookses? P: It was voted early on

GG: Has @Mattvision given you the db keys yet? If not would you support using force to retrieve them? P: Nope, tried to fist them out of his asshole but it runs wayy too deep

The following conversation between GamerGurl and Polsaker took place in a non-disclosed location in Argentina: Gamergurl: Thank you Polsaker for all your service. It may seem strange to you to still be checked after all the work you did for free, but I assure you this is very important to follow our protocol to protect the former peoples of SoapDoxBanHammer's republic from known and unknown threats. Please answer all of the questions truthfully, they till be posted later and only modified to add clarity to your answer or if we are pretty sure you are lying. Who is your favorite Phuker besides @Pembo210 and @Annalise? Polsaker: /u/BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS of course GG: Would you consider someone a bigot if they did not vote for Hillary Clinton for the SOLE reason that she was a evil corrupt cunt witch? P: nah GG: Do you have a pet goat? P: nope, only dogs. i've only seen people raising goats in the mountains GG: Speaking of the mountains if I did a photoshoot nude in the mountains with goats would you like to see the pics? P: Yes, as a matter of fact I would buy a calendar if you made one out of that photoshoot GG: have you ever eaten one of your pets? P: no but i've considered it seriously GG: if it could be arranged would you consider meeting fellow Phukers in Colorado (United States) to go on a guided elk hunt or to ski? P: I'd assume somebody's trying to kidnap me GG: @Mattvision told us you would say that GG: How did you call the website Phuks instead of Fyooks or phookses? P: It was voted early on GG: Has @Mattvision given you the db keys yet? If not would you support using force to retrieve them? P: Nope, tried to fist them out of his asshole but it runs wayy too deep

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

as a matter of fact I would buy a calendar if you made one out of that photoshoot

He's not the only one