The following was obtained at a secret location under controlled circumstances:
Do you have any concerns that Kevdude will launch a surprise attack on SDBH from some foreign land?
Kevdude trying to fuck us? Well, that would end up being 3-4 wild thrusts and would end quickly.
There are rumors that there is a secret SDBH discord server where the most rare shitposting occurs. Do you believe this is true, or is it just a conspiracy?
It's not a secret. It's there, but you have to access it through what is called a backdoor, so it's rather distasteful to most humans.
What is the best thing you ever bought for yourself?
A chartreuse microbus Matchbox car. My brother had a bunch of semi-trucks, and I wanted to fit in next to his suicide jockey.
What is your theory on the [@jim](/u/jim) phenomenon?
I literally have no idea what that is. Sounds super gay, though. Count @Hatecumbuckets in.
is there anything you would like to say to the SDBH community?
You mean besides, "Suck it, Trebeck"? or "Eat my shorts" or something else utterly childish and disdainful? No, probably not. Suck it, trebeck.
Did someone say super gay...