@GamerGurl: You don’t look like I thought you would, those sideburns remind me of the Wolverine. @Cyclops1771: Yes, well I am not the wolverine of course, but I do engage my life fiercely.
GG: I hate to ask this but could you please look at my face instead of my small firm breasts? It makes me feel weird. C: Oh yes sorry, in my culture it is rude to talk to a woman’s face, we talk to her tits.
GG: Oh, well carry on then, I do not want to be a bigot.
GG: So what is it that brings you to Phuks? C: Well I am always trying to expand my shitposting experience and break boundaries never before met. Another thing, once @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS left voat things just went downhill without zer leadership.
GG: Yes I agree @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS is an interesting account. Something I have always wondered whether ze has many alter here or even if ze comprises of more than 50% of the users here. C: I am not aware to any of that, just I will comment, and I hope you are not offended, that zer boobs are perfectly shaped like yours, only much larger and much harder.
GG: So you touched zer boobs? C: I must have mispoken GG: then why would you say that? C: ...
GG: Do you want me to tell you something EXTREMELY perosnal? C: Yes, I do. GG: When I saw your account on Phuks for the first time, I thought this is a guy who came her from Voat, and I thought it was agreeable that you had come here.. C: Thank you for that.
GG: There are some here who believe @kevdude from Voat and some remaining mole people will launch a surprise attack on the secret SDBH discord group. Do you think there is any truth to this rumor and how would SDBH defenses compare? C: While that would be a show of impressive force, once they got to @Mattvision’s basement they would be so horrified they would kill themselves. Also I am not sure that @jobes can be killed.
GG: I hate to bring this up again, but my face is here, you are looking at my small firm tits again. C: Oh sorry I was deep in thought I did not mean to.
GG: So what are your plans for SDBH? C: Please keep this beteen us but I’d like to become a mod here, or at least of my own subverse. I’d also like to improve my shitposting and due to my already high level I believe @Mattvision may be the only possible mentor for me.
GG: What is your position on gay marriage? C: I am against it for religious reasons, but if it’s two lesbians who are very attractive I would be okay with it.
GG: Well thank you for your time and I look forward to our next interview. You will receive a further set of questions once the SDBH mods view the results. C: Anytime
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