I like to keep the drivers seat in the highest and farthest setting, that's just how I feel comfortable driving.
Well when I get out of my car, sometimes, my dick brushes up against the bottom of the wheel.
Today I was feeling especially horny because I haven't had a proper nut in several days, so the very instant my crotch came into contact with the wheel I felt a sudden urge to thrust into it. Hard.
I began thinking about just sitting there in that position, dry humping the steering wheel. Thinking about this got me rock solid like I've never been in my life. My primal instincts were basically screaming at me to somehow insert my cock into the steering wheel like it was a horny bitch and blow my load inside of it.
Is this weird? I'm thinking about taking my car up to the mountains and taping a fleshlight to the wheel but it feels wrong.
You should consider the tailpipe instead. Especially after you've been driving on the interstate for several hours.