Saw @Annelise topless at the pool party last night and now feeling inadequate

posted by [Deleted] on soapdoxbanhammer

I have never in my life seen such large tits that were so perky and firm, and also she is older than I am. Also I am used to being the life of the party.

What to do?

I have never in my life seen such large tits that were so perky and firm, and also she is older than I am. Also I am used to being the life of the party. What to do?

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[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

The first thing you need to do is show me a picture of your ta ta's so I can examine them and see what you are working with. Then I can give you advice on how to improve your breast quality.

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[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 0 points (+0|-0)

Here it is

(. Y .)

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[–] OeeThaGreat 0 points (+0|-0)

So flat they look 2D. I recommend implants.

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[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 0 points (+0|-0)

LOLS, but you only have one eye, so your depth perception is terrible.

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Saw @Annelise topless at the pool party last night and now feeling inadequate

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