#CHILDREN OF SDBH UNDERGROUND: As many of you know, our colony has been infested with ants for the past few days. While I thought this to be strictly due to none of us washing our cumsocks, it turns out that there was another cause: this was a plague against our people by the mole God. He appeared to me in a dream, and he said unto me that by wiping out the last of his chosen people, we have angered him, and he is plaguing our colony until we repent for our crimes. The ants are only the first plague. If we do not repent today, we will be visited by floods, cave collapses, famine, and all our life sized anime body pillows will be taken away. In order to avoid these disastrous consequences, we will be forced to obey his commands and appease him. The Mole God does not want worship, and he does not want our riches. The Mole God only wants two things: 1. We must offer up all of our userflairs as a sacrifice. 2. We must suffer every day as his people once did under our regime. Lucky for us, while most Mole people died from disease, slavery, and war, the vast majority of their suffering came from @PMYA skull raping them. So to suffer as they once did, I have created a terrible, horrible, borderline violation of the Geneva convention CSS that will sexually assault our eyes sufficiently enough. We may be losing our precious userflairs, and our eyes will be bombarded with endless streams of AIDS, but what matters the most is that our people are spared from the vengeful wrath of the Mole God. There was no other way. Go forth to take this salvation, and together, as one SDBH, we shall PREVAIL!