- How is the decor? 1970's wood panels on the walls?
 - Cement or shag carpet?
 - Do you have a separate entry/exit door?
 - What sort of amenities are there? Pool and ping pong tables?
 
How do they control their activity? Why not just put the laptops in a closet to use as an uphuk farm?
How do they control their activity?  Why not just put the laptops in a closet to use as an uphuk farm?
            
          
They all have laptops but are only allowed to come to phuks and upphuk broccoli posts.