[That reminds me of Kirk and his catamite!](https://media2.giphy.com/media/K7SEMpzTGlYA0/200.gif)
[Unfortunately for Kirk, Starfleet Command discovered that his nubile slave boy was from a pre-warp society and his man-boy love was violating the Prime Directive. The boy had his memory wiped and was returned to his shitty planet, which was coincidentally destroyed less than 3 days later.](https://media.giphy.com/media/ajMw7HdGkY5Fu/giphy.gif)
[is that where his violent tendencies towards women comes from?](https://media.giphy.com/media/bfAT8HCGpLYly/giphy.gif)
Q did make a "real man" out of Picard after that encounter