[That feeling when you abandon the prime directive in favor of running an intergalactic starship orgy ring](http://media.giphy.com/media/52VjAeGgj78GY/giphy.gif)
[It's all fun and games untill the space chlamydia turns airborne!](http://media.giphy.com/media/TeMPGV6qhPHO0/giphy.gif)
[Don't be scared, I'm clean baby. I swear. Put that space condom away.](http://www.daidegasforum.com/images/889/marina-sirtis-tits-boobs-pokies-gif-4.gif)
That little ship was a flying phukfest!