They finally caught me masturbating in the sink and I got fired!
Now I can spend all day shitposting and if my mom makes me get a job again I can tell them how I lost my last job!
VICTORY IS SWEET
No need. Just use my 9 STEPS TO SUCCESS:
Step 1. Grab your genitals
Step 2. Stimulate them until you orgasm and bodily fluids are coming out
Step 3. Shit I forgot that you're supposed to do that in a sink
Step 4. If male, drink some gatorade and wait 20 minutes
Step 5. Position the business end of your genitals above a sink at your place of work
Step 6. Repeat step 1-2.
Step 7. Repeat step 1-6 until you get caught
Step 8. Get fired
Step 9. Rub out/in another quick one until security forcefully removes you
No need. Just use my 9 STEPS TO SUCCESS:
Step 1. Grab your genitals
Step 2. Stimulate them until you orgasm and bodily fluids are coming out
Step 3. Shit I forgot that you're supposed to do that in a sink
Step 4. If male, drink some gatorade and wait 20 minutes
Step 5. Position the business end of your genitals above a sink at your place of work
Step 6. Repeat step 1-2.
Step 7. Repeat step 1-6 until you get caught
Step 8. Get fired
Step 9. Rub out/in another quick one until security forcefully removes you
Please be my life coach.