Mattvision made me do it [BREAKING NEWS] The world's last known living Mole Person, sKrshklisbraat, dies at the age of 78

(they usually live to about 300) Recently, in the People's Democratic SDBH Republic's underground colony, the era of the Mole people came to a sudden end, as their race became officially extinct. sKrshklisbraat grew up in the caves, digging holes, eating worms and small rodents, and occasionally stealing sheep from the surface world at night on new moons. For the Mole People, this was a very normal life to live. sKrshklisbraat was as surprised as the rest of his people when SDBH refugees came to their home asking for help to escape HR's fascist regime. Unfortunately, none of them knew their cooperation with SDBH would lead to their eventual genocide, at the hands of SDBH aggression, as well as the spread of SDBH autism, to which the Mole People have no immunity. This is not the only time this has occurred. Mole People groups have been displaced by mining activity and oil collection throughout the developed world for thousands of years. Shitposting groups in China and India, both on the path of rapid industrialization, have displaced hundred of millions of Mole People in the past 10 years alone. The displaced Mole People, once forced above ground, do not live very long as they are practically blind and have no resistance to the sun's harmful rays. The rest who were lucky enough to survive and remain underground, like sKrshklisbraat and his people, die of the Autisms, if not random acts of Shitposter violence or being overworked in slavery. His last words before dying of SDBH induced brain cancer, were a prayer to his people's God. > "My [Mole God], I plead you to curse Humanity for their crime against our people. Plague them with fire ants and cave collapses, let their waters all be poisoned, and deprive them of wormsies and crawlies. Do not ever forgive them for what they have done." Fortunately, the Mole People were pretty gross, but unfortunately, @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS relied on them for food, and @PMYA relied on them as a means of releasing his frustration. Without slaves to maintain the tunnels, the entire SDBH underground colony may be at risk. 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