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FAKEJEWS I just got a job writing titles for buzzfeed, and you went believe what my official title is!

posted by PhunkyPlatypus on soapdoxbanhammer

Senior Master Baiter

Senior Master Baiter

4 comments

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

They should start letting the janitor write articles. Their quality would probably improve

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Local janitor reveals this one weird trick to writing shitty articles.

Publishers hate him!

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

sounds believable iMO

[–] ScorpioGlitch Tiny Pee-Pee Gang 0 points (+0|-0)