This g*d d*mn far-right, orange buffoon has put all our lives in so much danger. I want to bring back Obammy.
You can choose how Donald Trump killed you. Was it:
Peace in Korea?
Tax cuts?
Net neutrality rollback?
Leaving the Paris Accord?
Putting tariffs on China?
I believe my death was caused by all of those factors combined. The doctors said that it was caused by climate change where the temperature increased 50 gorillion degrees Fahrenheit. This was brought on by a cancer that I caught from the repeal of net neutrality. My tax cut also caused problems in my butthole. Peace in Korea also made me cut my dick off and become a woman. The surgeon I used wasn't very good because of the private healthcare system. But it doesn't matter because I'm dead many times over.
The peace with North Korea, I was really hoping Crazy Kim would launch a nuke.