Can avoid uppercuts (especially a danger when fighting doughty irishmen)
Regarding #1, the bouncy boob demoralizes the attacker
The boob thrust. In the fight, thrust yer titties in their face, temporarily dazing them, and cut across with a devastating hook across their jaw, and they will have conscienciousness no more
Lastly, if u have big titties they will want to resolve peacefully before having a fight.
Please let me know if I missed anything or if you disagree with #1-4
Thank u in advance for your responses
Did you not give yourself 2 black eyes?