10

If this post gets more than 50 uptards, I will jump in that many volcanoes while locked in top comment's sex position with a mannequin

posted by Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ on soapdoxbanhammer

11 comments

[–] Justintoxicated 6 points (+6|-0)

Sex position: Celibacy, volcanoes only work if you throw virgins in them.

[–] E-werd 2 points (+2|-0)

implying @Mattvision isn't a virgin