If this post gets more than 50 uptards, I will jump in that many volcanoes while locked in top comment's sex position with a mannequin

posted by Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ on soapdoxbanhammer

11 comments

[–] Justintoxicated 6 points (+6|-0)

Sex position: Celibacy, volcanoes only work if you throw virgins in them.

[–] E-werd 2 points (+2|-0)

implying @Mattvision isn't a virgin

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

The mannequin is pegging you

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 2 points (+2|-0)

I think absintence for sexual purity is a way for some, and a way for others.

[–] ohphukimintrouble 1 points (+1|-0)

Do we have to do this in a certain period of time?

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 0 points (+0|-0)

Some time before the heat death of the universe. Before that, I'm totally free.

[–] ohphukimintrouble 1 points (+1|-0)

Brb, making 40 alts.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

Interesting. Only question is which one is on top...

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Get two mannequins so you can be on both the giving and receiving end

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

GENIUS!!!