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Guys help

I pooped my pants

I tried holding in my poo when selling Bitcoin. The price was decreasing quickly and I kept on adjusting to go under to try recover what I could

I couldn't help it

My bowels collapsed in on themselves

I was already squeezing but it wasn't good enough

Now I'm left with the dillemma of what to do. Should I change my pants now
Guys help I pooped my pants I tried holding in my poo when selling Bitcoin. The price was decreasing quickly and I kept on adjusting to go under to try recover what I could I couldn't help it My bowels collapsed in on themselves I was already squeezing but it wasn't good enough Now I'm left with the dillemma of what to do. Should I change my pants now

2 comments

[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

Are you sure you're done shitting? No sense changing them now, if you aren't.
[–] PhunkyPlatypus 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

That's some solid advice.

Especially if its diarrhea.

In which case it's less solid, but actually even better advice.

No sense in ruining two pairs of pants.

(Also 10/10 quality shit post)
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