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Hey, I'm almost a match.
I meet all your requirements except the 'no weirdos' part.

So close.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 3 points (+3|-0)

If no one else bites, I might slum it and try you on for size

Woo-hoo! This is the closest to a 'yes' that I've ever been.
I'm gonna go wash the unicycle, just in case.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Don't wash it with bleach bby, the cat piss oozing off my carpets would make us both pass out