I wanted to be a professional school shooter

posted by Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ on soapdoxbanhammer

And then time goes by, you get to your 12th victim, and you see kids on the news making their dreams become a reality. And you can't help but to think about where all the time went.

Don't be like me! Don't dwell on what could have been, just do it! Remember, you miss 100% of the shots you never take!

When I was still in high school, this was all I could think about. But of course, as you get older reality starts to kick in and you think the mature thing to do is give up on your dreams and just settle for being a serial killer or something. And then time goes by, you get to your 12th victim, and you see kids on the news making their dreams become a reality. And you can't help but to think about where all the time went. Don't be like me! Don't dwell on what could have been, just do it! Remember, you miss 100% of the shots you never take!

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[–] PMYA 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 2 points (+2|-0)

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

This is a joke and Phuks does not condone school shootings in any form

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

This is a joke and Phuks does not condone school shootings in any form

I feel like you should just put that in the footer for the entire site. Might be easier than saying it in every post.

I wanted to be a professional school shooter

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