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AND I WOULD GIVE 500 PHUKS, AND I WOULD GIVE 500 MORE, JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO GAVE 1000 PHUCKS, I can't think of another line that rhymes, I didn't think this shitpost through enough. Fuck.

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posted by PMYA 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 on soapdoxbanhammer

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Go sit in the corner and ASMR Japanese girls eating quail eggs until you finish the song

[–] PMYA [OP] 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 1 points (+1|-0)

Japanese ASMR is 2lewd4me. They just make dick sucking noises.