This is 100% serious and not a shitpost.
A few days ago a trans girl who lives not too far away messaged me. They seemed ok and we started talking. It turns out we actually share quite a few interests. They mentioned that they had been living as a woman for over a year, bear that in mind. I already know at this point that you're going to give me shit, but it gets better.
The first red flag appeared when they mentioned they are a "little". I asked what that meant and apparently it is the age regression thing where people get off by acting like children, but at this point they still seemed kind of normal so I just overlooked it and kept talking to them. The second was them dropping hints at something long term after only talking for a couple of days, but again, I just glossed over it.
It took until today for me to start worrying. They asked if I would like to see a picture of their toys. I expected something a bit different to what they sent me.
The big one is called Freddy apparently, he makes sure all the other ones behave.
And here is Snuffles. "Living as a woman for over a year".
All I wanted was a feminine penis.
Aww come on. I need the juicy deets.