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Wait. Did you mean actual swords? But that's not nearly as fun!
Hohoho. Do you really think you can withstand me? You don't understand the nature of my Hyper Weapon.
This dick is an amazing dick that has pleasured countless women. It's on a different scale of size, strength, and durability than your average loser's dick. It's truly a dick among dicks.
Wait. Did you mean actual swords? But that's not nearly as fun!