Wait. Did you mean actual swords? But that's not nearly as fun!
Hohoho. Do you really think you can withstand me? You don't understand the nature of my **Hyper Weapon**.
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Wait. Did you mean actual swords? But that's not nearly as fun!
Not what I expected.