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So I was at McDonalds, and I rolled up to the desk to ask for a few big macs, and suddenly, I get this itch on my ass cheek.

Naturally I turned to the guy behind me and ask him to scratch it for me, but he refuses.

CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY THIS YEAR! Now I can tell everyone on social media about my trauma and how skinny people are literally torturing plus size people in our every day lives. I might even get mentioned in a Buzzfeed article!

I can go into cardiac arrest happily now.
So I was at McDonalds, and I rolled up to the desk to ask for a few big macs, and suddenly, I get this itch on my ass cheek. Naturally I turned to the guy behind me and ask him to scratch it for me, but he refuses. CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY THIS YEAR! Now I can tell everyone on social media about my trauma and how skinny people are literally torturing plus size people in our every day lives. I might even get mentioned in a Buzzfeed article! I can go into cardiac arrest happily now.

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 0 points (+0|-0)

How many Big Macs did you order?
[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

Normally I just go with three, but since I skipped lunch I went with seven.
[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 0 points (+0|-0)

If you really want to have fun, order each Big Mac slightly different, like no middle bun on one, single patty on once, no lettuce on once, no cheese on one, lots of pickles on one, double Mac sauce on one and one that is literally just the buns. If they screw up one of the 7 you can get your whole order free!
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