Need help

posted by PMYA 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 on soapdoxbanhammer

I am looking for an airtight container fitted with at least 4 combination locks. Security is very important as I wouldn't want the contents to fall into the wrong hands.

If more info is needed to craft a helpful response, I am looking to store the toenail clippings of my victims. I put the last batch into a tupperware container and they unfortunately lost their springiness after 2-3 weeks of storage/occasional chewing.

Thanks in advance.

I am looking for an airtight container fitted with at least 4 combination locks. Security is very important as I wouldn't want the contents to fall into the wrong hands. If more info is needed to craft a helpful response, I am looking to store the toenail clippings of my victims. I put the last batch into a tupperware container and they unfortunately lost their springiness after 2-3 weeks of storage/occasional chewing. Thanks in advance.

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[–] PMYA [OP] 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 2 points (+2|-0)

How the fuck can you charge 1800 USD for that....

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

sell crap nobody needs with 100% markup so you can spout bullshit and jerk off all day. i gotta get in on that racket.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

Phase 1: Jerk off all day

Phase 2: ?????

Phase 3: Profit

Need help

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