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I am looking for an airtight container fitted with at least 4 combination locks. Security is very important as I wouldn't want the contents to fall into the wrong hands.

If more info is needed to craft a helpful response, I am looking to store the toenail clippings of my victims. I put the last batch into a tupperware container and they unfortunately lost their springiness after 2-3 weeks of storage/occasional chewing.

Thanks in advance.

I am looking for an airtight container fitted with at least 4 combination locks. Security is very important as I wouldn't want the contents to fall into the wrong hands. If more info is needed to craft a helpful response, I am looking to store the toenail clippings of my victims. I put the last batch into a tupperware container and they unfortunately lost their springiness after 2-3 weeks of storage/occasional chewing. Thanks in advance.

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

Depending on what kind of volume you are planning on harvesting, maybe you should try freeze drying them? Maybe something like this? That way you won't have to slow down if you have a busy night and they'll stay fresh for up to 25 years.

[–] PMYA [OP] 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 2 points (+2|-0)

How the fuck can you charge 1800 USD for that....

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

sell crap nobody needs with 100% markup so you can spout bullshit and jerk off all day. i gotta get in on that racket.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

Phase 1: Jerk off all day

Phase 2: ?????

Phase 3: Profit