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BEFORE ANYONE ASKS:

No, I am not some kind of pedophile who cums on kids.

I just happened to have a large bucket of cum stored near my front door for later use, and it spilled on her. There's no reason for the FBI to get involved.

I just need to know how to get rid of it so I don't get in trouble. This is the second time this has happened and if she goes squealing to her parents the neighbors will form a mob in front of my house.

Again, not a pedophile, people just keep coming to my house and fucking with my cum bucket. It's their fault really, they should be glad I'm not suing.

You know what? I'm suing. I don't need this in my life.

But I still need to know how to get rid of this stuff.

**BEFORE ANYONE ASKS:** No, I am not some kind of pedophile who cums on kids. I just happened to have a large bucket of cum stored near my front door for later use, and it spilled on her. There's no reason for the FBI to get involved. I just need to know how to get rid of it so I don't get in trouble. This is the second time this has happened and if she goes squealing to her parents the neighbors will form a mob in front of my house. Again, not a pedophile, people just keep coming to my house and fucking with my cum bucket. It's their fault really, they should be glad I'm not suing. You know what? I'm suing. I don't need this in my life. But I still need to know how to get rid of this stuff.

5 comments

[–] PMYA 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 2 points (+2|-0)

Keep her in your house for a few days and she will turn into a caterpillar. When that happens, she will be unrecognisable and you won't have anything to worry about.

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

Shit, that's brilliant! Good thing you came in before I started killing her.

...People can survive with only one lung, right?

[–] TheRedArmy 1 points (+1|-0)

Definitely. You should definitely get the extra organs for some side cash before she turns.